Stock

Stock is a band formed on April 1st, 2022 (under a different name, "B.D.," later changed to "Waiver," then "Stock")

Stock bandcamp and solo projects

Stock
The Rubber Homosapien (also known as bum man, Benjamin Jackson Smith, and lii from stock)
wee (my solo project)
The Chicken Man (my old solo project)

Seasons

To understand Stock discography, you CAN understand seasons (optional)

One day in 2023, me, Noto, decided to seperate Stock's discography into "seasons" (I was able to make this decision as I represent Stock as a whole) Why did I make this decision? I would not know

Below are the concrete season definitions as of 5/5/2026

Odd Stock history

Stock, as mentioned earlier, used to be called "B.D.," short for [redacted], then later became "Waiver." The transJOJition from "Waiver" to "Stock," however, would not be as straight-forward.

During the time period in-between the name "Waiver" and the change to "Stock," many Odd and Sometimes Completely Unnecessary Distinctions, Also Known As "New Bands," Of Course (acronymized as OSCUDAKANBOCs, pronounced "ahh-skud-uh-can-box") were created. Notable OSCUDAKANBOCs included "Alterior Motive" (later known as "bEEPER" for some reason), "The McBand," "Band Band Starring The Band Man," "Superior Initiative," and "Mr. Banana and The Pickles." As you could see, what would later be known as "Stock" was definitely drinking the [redacted] water.

On November 17th, 2022, yet another OSCUDAKANBOC was created, entitled "Stock". It was expected to be just like all the other OSCUDAKANBOCs and fall into irrelevancy very soon, but for some strange reason, in mid-to-late December,[citation needed] me and bum man decided at complete random that Stock would gather all the other bands into one place, and burn them to release the souls haunting them.

So, to make a short story longer by adding a prelude to the story, in the form of this here line so far, every song ever created by any OSCUDAKANBOC, as well as Waiver, was repossessed by Stock.

Again, I have no clue what the basis behind this decision was, and why the bands weren't just merged into Waiver, but it is what it is 'tis what 'tis.

Stock history AGAIN

Here's some more EPIC Stock history that is so epic an cool! STOCK has gone through many a member!

Current members:

Former members (fake instrument plaers eugh):

MORE stock fun facts that will make you fard your lard!

Deleted Stock albums/singles

I probably missed something as I'm only going off of the covers in the archive, so if an album was deleted without a cover it won't be listed here :I

also alphabetical order

Interesting Stock Anecdote

Stock once had a wikipedia page being written about it before being deleted for being "not notable enough," despite it having a massive following of about 7 people :(

i despise wikipedia mods

Stock humor evolution

Hey guys hey! Guys welcome to my cool epic paragraph! Its me tonyman and im here to write a column on the evolution of stokc's humor!

Guys i'm so excited i've never written a column for someone else before! Ok lets right it.

Stock humor started as funny haha banana hahahahaha BANANA HAHAHAHAHA diarrhea OOOH HAHAHAH AHAHAHA hE SAID THE THING SHREK AHAHAHA

guys its so funny. say random words its so funny BANAN IS SO RANDOM AND FUNNY AHAHAHA i laughed.

Soon it became that but with hit original words like bongle, pongle and dongle, nobody else did these before

AHAHA bongle AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And then it become STEALING humor, i guess you couLD say STEEEALING humor, heh..

So basically bum man would STEAL jokes from youtube videos, oh wait this had been happening the whole time forget i said anything..

So he would STEAL jokes all the time like ted danson pogo sticks and boxen.... boxen

imbecilen

So then by 6th grade humor had evolved once more, ██ █████ ████ ████████ █████ █████ █████████ ███████ ██████ █████ ███████ ██ ██████ ██████ ██████ ████████████ ███ ███████ ██ █████ ███████ ████████ █████ ████ ███████

but humor had a big upgrade with the introduction of Jackbox, out of jackbox came hit phrases like "Use violent tactics on baby," and uhh probably more

THEN came hell, also known as 7th grade, it was hell with 666 protons

7th grade introduced.. something probably..

Nowadays the meta has shifted into the ultimate form, quoting youtube poop productions

The end ok tonyman out ok the end goodbye

Stock fact fun

did you know that stock is a band that makes music wow i didnt thanks boodgye



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